mus'tard Lamb BBQ
1/2 cup extra-virgin olive oil
1/4 cup fresh lemon juice
4 garlic cloves, minced
1 tablespoon dried oregano (preferably Greek), crumbled
2 teaspoons salt
1 teaspoon black pepper
1 (4 1/2- to 5-lb) butterflied boneless leg of lamb, trimmed of fat
Date with PBUH Tan
What's up ladies? Unlike his predecessor Muhammad S.A.W, PBUH Tan is not into 9 years old Aisha nor pedophilia. PBUH Tan likes his steak medium-well and Donald Trump likes his steak well-done with ketchup: Medium rare or rare steak make the stomach sick for alot of people.
When we can no longer debate, we will offer MMA charity match to resolve our differences, wherereas the money will go to the charity organization of our choice which could be used to fund terrorist without our knowledge.
In the event where there are terrorist act commited in the name of Tangoism such as Ohm Money Money BOOM, we will bear no responsibilities or whatsoever. However if there is anything positive, it is always because of the beauty of Tango. Tandullilah.
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We will perform exorcism using Tango the holy water and splash it on the possessed victim. There will be extra cost for gender neutral victim because it requires additional effort to identify the victim or demon's voice and gender.
All underage client including infant baby will be baptized by taking a sip of Tango the holy water. Adult client will be baptized with Tango the holy water, mix with liquor of your choice. Gin is recommended.
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